Honduran White Bat!
I smell trouble brewing
First off let me say I think Pope Francis is pretty great. He’s the first thing that’s given me hope for the Catholic Church in years.
That said… the image that popped into my head when I read this was of him trying to baptize Thor. Because I am a nerd.
"I DID NOT REALIZE HUMANS HAD DISCOVERED THE SCIENCE TO MODIFY WINE AND BREAD ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL."
"Thor that’s…..not what transubstantiation is…."
"IS THE DEVICE WITHIN THE CHALICE ITSELF? SHOW ME."
[later, during mass]
Priest: The Lord be with you.
[hinges fly off doors as Thor roars “AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT”]